Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's momperhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.
These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.
Like training wheels for chopsticks, they clip on to the top and help people that would really prefer to use a fork. See also Asian.
Because I need a haunted house that glows and smells like maple syrup. See also Holidays.
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