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41. 1-800-COLLECT

Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.

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42. The Female Condom

These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.

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43. Poo~Pourri

With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.

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44. Chopstick Helpers

Like training wheels for chopsticks, they clip on to the top and help people that would really prefer to use a fork. See also Asian.

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45. Seasonal Decorations from Yankee Candle

Because I need a haunted house that glows and smells like maple syrup. See also Holidays.

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46. Vanishing Cream

See also 70's, Women.

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47. Facial Flex

For when equipment-free facercise is not enough. See also Unnecessary.

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48. Aspray

Because it's possible to stink all over. See also Unnecessary.

Added by Brian on August 26, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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49. Snuggies for Dogs

I suppose it was only a matter of time. See also Dogs, Pets, Unnecessary.

Added by Brian on August 24, 2009| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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50. Kodak Disc Cameras

See also 80's.

Added by Brian on August 22, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |