It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.
Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's momperhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny product.
These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.
Like training wheels for chopsticks, they clip on to the top and help people that would really prefer to use a fork. See also Asian.
Because I need a haunted house that glows and smells like maple syrup. See also Holidays.