A urinal that pops out of the ground at night. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
A light for your toilet. (The music on their website makes me laugh.) See also Bathroom, Unnecessary.
I believe the scissor-sharpness scale moved to the penny standard sometime in the early 90's. See also 90's, Commercials.
"A revolutionary security machine that stops burglary by filling any room with thick smoke during a criminal attack." Please note, it even stops smash-and grab. See also Crime.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny product.
This model in particular. In 1987 my family was so excited about getting a DustBuster that my brother and I had to take turns using it. See also 80's.
This includes Paris Hilton's Paris; Celine Dion's Notes and Belong; Britney Spears's Curious, Fantasy, and In Control; and Donald Trump's Donald Trump: The Fragrance. See also Hygiene.
The manufacturers of erasable pens seem to have confused sanding off a thin layer of paper with actually erasing ink. See also 80's.
I always thought it would be funny if your excuse for not paying for a date was that the restaurant didn't take Diners Club.