Molded plastic designed to "make your shotgun accessible from the lying position in your bed." See also Violence, Weapons.
Why have flat hair when you could instead add several inches of unnatural cone-head growth? See also Hair.
Finally, after over one hundred years, an innovation in wiping your ass. See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.
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For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial killer glow. See also 80's, Commercials, Women.
Ummm, how does one explain this? See also Cars, Commercials, Women.
You know, these things. Last weekend I actually saw this advertised on TV as a Father's Day gift. See also Flowers, Fruits.
A vessel for vomiting children. And I thought those were just called "buckets" or "toilets". See also Babies, Bathroom, Unnecessary.