Shake yourself skinny while you are at your desk—find the infomercial and laugh yourself skinny—seriously. See also Fitness, Infomercials.
It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.
Faces for trees. No doubt inspires factory-floor exclamations of "What the f*ck?" in Chinese. See also Trees.
Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.
These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.
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With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.
Like training wheels for chopsticks, they clip on to the top and help people that would really prefer to use a fork. See also Asian.
Because I need a haunted house that glows and smells like maple syrup. See also Holidays.
For when equipment-free facercise is not enough. See also Unnecessary.