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21. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them See also Children, Unnecessary.

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22. Rubber Sheets

They are for kids/people that wet the bed. See also Bathroom.

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23. Hula Chair

Shake yourself skinny while you are at your desk—find the infomercial and laugh yourself skinny—seriously. See also Fitness, Infomercials.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 22, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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24. Shake Weight

It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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25. Forest Faces

Faces for trees. No doubt inspires factory-floor exclamations of "What the f*ck?" in Chinese. See also Trees.

Added by Anthony on December 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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26. 1-800-COLLECT

Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.

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27. The Female Condom

These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.

Added by Chris on November 2, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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28. Poo~Pourri

With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.

Added by ScotFinch on November 2, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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29. Chopstick Helpers

Like training wheels for chopsticks, they clip on to the top and help people that would really prefer to use a fork. See also Asian.

Added by Amanda on October 7, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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30. Seasonal Decorations from Yankee Candle

Because I need a haunted house that glows and smells like maple syrup. See also Holidays.

Added by Amanda on October 2, 2009| Comment | You Like This |