You're going to be washing your hands anyways, so what difference does it make if the germs from the soap dispenser gets on your hands if the soap coming out of the dispenser afterward is going to clean them anyways?
Stressed out and bored of your normal shoe? Then try the most naturally comfortable flip flop known to man. With some tending, its padding could last a whole 4 months. Think of it as a way to be a outdoors man, indoors. See also Shoes.
An item only SkyMall would advertise...
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny product.
Included in this commercial are (in order): sunglasses, skis, shirtless archery, shirtless boxing, vigorous toweling, the donning of a mock-turtleneck, a woman running in a red dress, the closing of a brief case that appears to perhaps contain a gun, the closing of a lighter, the red-dress woman again, the striking of a cue ball, the rolling of dice, the dunking of an olive in a martini, nuzzling, and a speed boat. Or, in other words, my typical Thursday night. See also 80's.
Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.