Ever want to surf the internet, answer the telephone, and file paperwork, all while simultaneously engaging in a high impact work out? If so, then this calorie-burning chair is for you... that is, if you have a high tolerance for motion sickness and nausea. See also Exercise, Infomercials.
The Boyfriend Arm Pillow is a product aimed at women (or men) who like sleeping with their head on their partner's chest but don't have a partner to do it with, or have given up on the standard model and are trying to reconstruct a better boyfriend. See also Comfort, Loneliness.
Included in this commercial are (in order): sunglasses, skis, shirtless archery, shirtless boxing, vigorous toweling, the donning of a mock-turtleneck, a woman running in a red dress, the closing of a brief case that appears to perhaps contain a gun, the closing of a lighter, the red-dress woman again, the striking of a cue ball, the rolling of dice, the dunking of an olive in a martini, nuzzling, and a speed boat. Or, in other words, my typical Thursday night. See also 80's.
I don't know—seems a little dangerous. See also Cars, Dangerous.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny product.
Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.
You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them See also Children, Unnecessary.