Entries Tagged “Chinese”

Funny Things

1. Guanggun Jie

Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.

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Funny Products

2. Chuang Pu Toilets

A Chinese toilet manufacturer. "Chuang pu" is the Chinese pronunciation of "Trump", but Chuang Pu claims to be nonpartisan. See also Bathroom, Chinese, Politics.

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Funny Movies

3. He's a Ghost!

The Chinese title of The Sixth Sense. See also Chinese.

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Funny Foods

4. Hasma

A Chinese dessert consisting of the fallopian tubes of a frog. See also Chinese, Dessert.

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Funny Phrases

5. You're Stir-Fried Squid

The Chinese expression for "You're fired". See also Chinese, Seafood.

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Funny Animals

6. Chinese Water Deer

For a deer with vampire fangs, surprisingly cute. See also Chinese, Cute.

Added by Brian on July 19, 2015| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

7. Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo

Long name that prevents a boy from being rescued from a well in the 1968 children's book Tikki Tikki Tembo. See also Chinese.

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Funny Advice

8. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

Added by HaloPrincess2642 on April 26, 2014| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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