Entries Tagged “Chinese”

Funny Foods

1. Hasma

A Chinese dessert consisting of the fallopian tubes of a frog. See also Chinese, Dessert.

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2. You're Stir-Fried Squid

The Chinese expression for "You're fired". See also Chinese, Seafood.

Added by a Guest on June 23, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3. Chinese Water Deer

For a deer with vampire fangs, surprisingly cute. See also Chinese, Cute.

Added by Brian on July 19, 2015| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

4. Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo

Long name that prevents a boy from being rescued from a well in the 1968 children's book Tikki Tikki Tembo. See also Chinese.

Added by a Guest on June 16, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

Added by HaloPrincess2642 on April 26, 2014| 7 Comments | You Like This |