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Funny Diseases

11. Crotch Rot

That dank smelling, paint peeling, dirty reaking, crotch scratching extravaganza that happens due to poor hygiene of the groin. Commonly confused with the less-serious crotch chaffing.

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Funny Phrases

13. ...If You Know What I Mean

"Oh yeah your sister and I had a good time, if you know what I mean."

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Funny Things to Do

15. Turning on a Passengers Car Seat Warmer Without Them Knowing

Just remember to throw in the occasional, "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here..." See also Cars, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

17. Insisting That Your Premeditated False Start Wasn't Cheating

"I'll race you to the tree and back! On three...? one... two..." Winning isn't everything... it's the only thing.

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Funny Things to Do

18. Cheating to Win at a Board Game

Anything worth having is a thing worth cheating for.... right? See also Games.

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