Sounds strange, but my uncle actually has them tattooed on his tummy just below his belly button. See also Animals, Rodents.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny tattoo.
Can be found on the neck, back, and/or arms of over-tanned and overgrown men. Inquiries regarding the tattoo are always followed by a long-winded explanation of its "meaning."
This condition seems to especially afflict the fair-haired grandmothers and great aunts of the South. See also Texas.
Right arm "Horseshit." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.