These always include a "profound" message or statement such as Love-Hate, or Life-Death. Check out this website for some prime examples.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny tattoo.
Can be found on the neck, back, and/or arms of over-tanned and overgrown men. Inquiries regarding the tattoo are always followed by a long-winded explanation of its "meaning."
This condition seems to especially afflict the fair-haired grandmothers and great aunts of the South. See also Texas.