Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Advice

51. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

52. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

Added by Tyler on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

53. The Heel Dragger

When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on February 15, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

54. Bird Shots

Just picture how a mother bird feeds it's chicks, then you're starting to get the idea. Works best after you've had a couple too many. See also Alcohol.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

55. Statue of Liberty

So, who's in for some Flaming Sambuca on their fingers? See also Alcohol.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

56. Rump Shaker

Rumplemintz Schnapps and ice cream. See also Alcohol, Dessert.

Added by Chris on November 20, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

57. Sloptart

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

58. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up

Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on November 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

59. Goldschlager

Dude, that's real gold in there! See also Alcohol, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on November 4, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

60. Mountain Dew and Vodka

It almost glows! See also Alcohol.

Added by Amanda on October 8, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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