Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Sayings

51. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

52. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl

A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

54. Off Her Tits

Britishism for a woman who is really drunk. See also Alcohol, British.

Added by a Guest on July 7, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

55. Gorilla Fart

All of the junk from a bar poured into one drink. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on June 28, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

56. Chick Nectar

Alcoholic beverages like Boone's Strawberry Hill, Zima, and various hard ciders soley manufactured to inebriate underage women. See also Alcohol, College.

Added by Anthony on June 3, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

57. Spritzers

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

58. P.J. O'Houlihans

Fictional Irish bar that your drunkest of friends are always at whenever they should be somewhere else. See also Alcohol, Irish.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

59. Enjoying a Cold Beer While Sitting in a Kiddie Pool

Especially when it isn't that hot out. See also Alcohol, Summer, White Trash.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

60. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol, Drinks.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |