1 1/2 oz. Vodka (Ketel One), 1 part Iced Tea, 1 part Lemonade, 1 wedge Lemon. Typically followed by or preceded by 12 Natural Light beers. See also Alcohol, Golf.
A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream. See also Alcohol.
A sparkling malt beverage brewed and distributed by the Pabst Brewing Company. See also Alcohol.
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.
Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.
That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.