Ingredients include peppermint schnapps, cocoa, whipped cream, and a lack of dignity. See also Alcohol.
As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol, Drinks.
As in, "You boys been out all night Honky-Tonkin' again? Breakfast is getting cold." See also Alcohol, Western.
Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.