Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Advice

81. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

82. You Keep Drinkin', I'll Keep Thinkin'

See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on September 4, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

83. Woo Woo

Peach schnapps, vodka, and cranberry juice. See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on July 20, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

84. Screech

Particularly potent moonshine made in Canada's east coast, especially Newfoundland. See also Alcohol, Canadian.

Added by Robyn on July 4, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

85. Hairy Armpit

Ouzo and grapefruit juice. See also Alcohol.

Added by Robyn on June 20, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

86. Funky Cold Medina

Date rape drug from an 80's hip-hop song that, by the way, now appears in commercials for Shrek the Third. See also Alcohol, Sex.

Added by Ryan on June 9, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

87. Sloe Comfortable Screw

Equal parts sloe gin, Southern Comfort, and vodka which is then finished off with a splash of orange juice. Either way, sounds good to me. See also Alcohol.

Added by Robyn on June 5, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

88. Hot Toddy

See also Alcohol.

Added by tangygnat on May 29, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

89. Snuggler

Ingredients include peppermint schnapps, cocoa, whipped cream, and a lack of dignity. See also Alcohol.

Added by Ryan on May 29, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

90. The Urilift

A urinal that pops out of the ground at night. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |