Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Things to Do

61. Taking a Power Shower

A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

62. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

63. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl

A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

65. Off Her Tits

Britishism for a woman who is really drunk. See also Alcohol, British.

Added by a Guest on July 7, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

66. Gorilla Fart

All of the junk from a bar poured into one drink. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on June 28, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

67. Chick Nectar

Alcoholic beverages like Boone's Strawberry Hill, Zima, and various hard ciders soley manufactured to inebriate underage women. See also Alcohol, College.

Added by Anthony on June 3, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

68. Spritzers

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

69. P.J. O'Houlihans

Fictional Irish bar that your drunkest of friends are always at whenever they should be somewhere else. See also Alcohol, Irish.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

70. Enjoying a Cold Beer While Sitting in a Kiddie Pool

Especially when it isn't that hot out. See also Alcohol, Summer, White Trash.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |