Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream. See also Alcohol.
A sparkling malt beverage brewed and distributed by the Pabst Brewing Company. See also Alcohol.
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.
Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.
That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.
A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.