Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Quotes

91. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drinks, Drunk.

Added by Tyler on September 19, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

92. Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Frank on September 7, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

93. Disco Nap

This is the late evening nap you take before handing out for a weekend night. (Often followed by a dressing drink.) See also Alcohol.

Added by Chris on August 20, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

94. I Drinks a Bit

So says Mr. Bojangles. See also Alcohol, Songs.

Added by Brian on August 15, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

95. Large Marge the Party Barge

See also Alcohol, Texas.

Added by Brian on July 18, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

96. Hoity-Toity

Like "snooty," "hoity-toity" is a better word for "snobby." Also, like "Fancy-Dancy," it would make a good name for a drink. See also Alcohol, Arrogant.

Added by Tyler on April 15, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

97. Harvey Wallbanger

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

98. Fairy Pee

See also Alcohol, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2006| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

99. Rumeye

Good name for an alcoholic pirate or someone who is just acting like one. See also Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on February 12, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

100. TaB

TaB should never be used as a mixer. Also, there is no good reason for the "b" to be capitalized. See also 80's, Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on February 3, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |