Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

91. Vodka Tonic

Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on February 10, 2007| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

92. Hen Night

Britishism for a girls' night out. See also Alcohol, Party.

Added by Tyler on December 16, 2006| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

93. Hillbillies

Hillbillies, as you may know, often drink from jugs marked XXX. See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on December 4, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

94. Poodles Drinking Champagne

They are poodles, after all. See also Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth.

Added by Brian on November 18, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

95. Appletinis

See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on November 2, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

96. Potent Potables

An inexplicably popular Jeopardy category. See also Alcohol, Television.

Added by Tyler on October 15, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

97. B.Y.O.S.D

Bring your own soft drink. See also Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on October 12, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

98. Jack and Diet

See also Alcohol, Insults.

Added by Chris on September 30, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

99. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drinks, Drunk.

Added by Tyler on September 19, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

100. Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Frank on September 7, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |