Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Phrases

101. Beer Drought

As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol, Drinks.

Added by Maude on April 7, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

102. Whiskey Bottle in the Desk Drawer

See also Alcohol, Drinks, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

103. Honky-Tonkin'

As in, "You boys been out all night Honky-Tonkin' again? Breakfast is getting cold." See also Alcohol, Western.

Added by Anthony on March 31, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

104. Firewater

See also Alcohol, Indian, Stereotypes.

Added by Ryan on March 16, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

105. Screaming Orgasm

Vodka, Bailey's Irish Cream, Kahlua, and a dash of mook. See also Alcohol, Sex, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

106. Vodka Tonic

Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on February 10, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

107. Hen Night

Britishism for a girls' night out. See also Alcohol, Party.

Added by Tyler on December 16, 2006| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

108. Hillbillies

Hillbillies, as you may know, often drink from jugs marked XXX. See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on December 4, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

109. Poodles Drinking Champagne

They are poodles, after all. See also Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth.

Added by Brian on November 18, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

110. Appletinis

See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on November 2, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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