Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Foods

21. Beer Nuts

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, Deer nuts are under a buck. See also Alcohol.

Added by DTrain on December 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

22. Booze & Hot Pants

According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on August 7, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

23. Pickleback

A pickle juice chaser that follows a shot of whiskey. See also Alcohol.

Added by Ryan on May 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

24. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah

Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

25. Champipple

A fizzy and mind-blowing combination of cheap Champagne and equally cheap red wine (Ripple) . Posted in honor of the late Redd Foxx who starred in the TV sit-com "Sanford and Son". See also 70's, Alcohol, Sitcom.

Added by peaceful on April 3, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

26. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

27. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

28. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

Added by Tyler on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

29. The Heel Dragger

When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on February 15, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

30. Bird Shots

Just picture how a mother bird feeds it's chicks, then you're starting to get the idea. Works best after you've had a couple too many. See also Alcohol.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |