Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

21. Mary

A bloody mary without the killings. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

22. Martimmy

Official drink of the soap opera Passions. Named after the adorable little doll. "Timmy loves a good MarTimmy!" See also Alcohol, Drinks.

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Funny Sayings

23. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

24. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

25. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

See also Alcohol.

Added by ericluken on February 19, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

26. Violently Retching Seafood Gumbo

...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 17, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

27. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

28. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

29. Crushing Empty Beer Cans with Your Forehead

See also Alcohol.

Added by Meez on May 11, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

30. Four Loko

Party in a can. Named after it's four main ingredients... alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana... Loko right? See also Alcohol, Teenagers.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on April 19, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |