Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

21. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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Funny Euphemisms

22. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

Added by Opossum on February 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

23. Drunk Dialing Your Mom

I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

24. Beer Nuts

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, Deer nuts are under a buck. See also Alcohol.

Added by DTrain on December 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

25. Booze & Hot Pants

According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on August 7, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

26. Pickleback

A pickle juice chaser that follows a shot of whiskey. See also Alcohol.

Added by Ryan on May 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

27. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah

Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

28. Champipple

A fizzy and mind-blowing combination of cheap Champagne and equally cheap red wine (Ripple) . Posted in honor of the late Redd Foxx who starred in the TV sit-com "Sanford and Son". See also 70's, Alcohol, Sitcom.

Added by peaceful on April 3, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

29. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

30. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |