I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, Deer nuts are under a buck. See also Alcohol.
According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.
Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.
A fizzy and mind-blowing combination of cheap Champagne and equally cheap red wine (Ripple) . Posted in honor of the late Redd Foxx who starred in the TV sit-com "Sanford and Son". See also 70's, Alcohol, Sitcom.
Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.