Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny People

21. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah

Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

22. Champipple

A fizzy and mind-blowing combination of cheap Champagne and equally cheap red wine (Ripple) . Posted in honor of the late Redd Foxx who starred in the TV sit-com "Sanford and Son". See also 70's, Alcohol, Sitcom.

Added by peaceful on April 3, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

23. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

24. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

25. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

Added by Tyler on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

26. The Heel Dragger

When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on February 15, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

27. Bird Shots

Just picture how a mother bird feeds it's chicks, then you're starting to get the idea. Works best after you've had a couple too many. See also Alcohol.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

28. Statue of Liberty

So, who's in for some Flaming Sambuca on their fingers? See also Alcohol.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

29. Rump Shaker

Rumplemintz Schnapps and ice cream. See also Alcohol, Dessert.

Added by Chris on November 20, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

30. Sloptart

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |