Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Euphemisms

21. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

Added by Opossum on February 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

22. Drunk Dialing Your Mom

I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

23. Beer Nuts

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, Deer nuts are under a buck. See also Alcohol.

Added by DTrain on December 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

24. Booze & Hot Pants

According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on August 7, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

25. Pickleback

A pickle juice chaser that follows a shot of whiskey. See also Alcohol.

Added by Ryan on May 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

26. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah

Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

27. Champipple

A fizzy and mind-blowing combination of cheap Champagne and equally cheap red wine (Ripple) . Posted in honor of the late Redd Foxx who starred in the TV sit-com "Sanford and Son". See also 70's, Alcohol, Sitcom.

Added by peaceful on April 3, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

28. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

29. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

30. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

Added by Tyler on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |