It has some kind of alcohol, (I usually put in Kaluha or Tortuga Rum) and a crap-load of butterscotch. See also Sophomoric.
Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.
Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny drink.
I mixture of milk and root beer. It's actually pretty good but remember to put the milk in first because otherwise it curdles.
I enjoy the assumptions that 1) Welch's produces a noteworthy grape and 2) a Welch's grape improves the taste of a soda that doesn't actually contain any grapes.
If you believe high school baseball coaches from the 40's, it prevents cramps.