Funny Drinks

71. Pineapple Juice

Why does pinapple juice only come in small aluminum cans with foil pull-tabs? Why can't you buy a jug of pinapple juice?

Added by Tyler on February 25, 2006| 3 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

TaB should never be used as a mixer. Also, there is no good reason for the "b" to be capitalized. See also 80's, Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on February 3, 2006| 3 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

If only because it was packaged in little plastic pails. See also 80's.

Added by Tyler on January 29, 2006| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny drink.

A 50/50 mixture of gin and Pepsi-Cola. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on January 27, 2006| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

"Get this man a Zima" is not a compliment. See also 90's, Alcohol, Insults.

Added by Tyler on January 26, 2006| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

As far as I know, no drink with this name exists, but one should. See also Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on January 3, 2006| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike