Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

71. Firewater

See also Alcohol, Indian, Stereotypes.

Added by Ryan on March 16, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

72. Screaming Orgasm

Vodka, Bailey's Irish Cream, Kahlua, and a dash of mook. See also Alcohol, Sex, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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73. Vodka Tonic

Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on February 10, 2007| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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74. Brown Cow

I mixture of milk and root beer. It's actually pretty good but remember to put the milk in first because otherwise it curdles.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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75. Appletinis

See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on November 2, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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Funny Drinks

76. Jack and Diet

See also Alcohol, Insults.

Added by Chris on September 30, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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77. Welch's® Grape Soda Shop

I enjoy the assumptions that 1) Welch's produces a noteworthy grape and 2) a Welch's grape improves the taste of a soda that doesn't actually contain any grapes.

Added by Brian on September 16, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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78. Pickle Juice Shop

If you believe high school baseball coaches from the 40's, it prevents cramps.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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79. Harvey Wallbanger

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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80. Shrinking Potion

In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.

Added by Tyler on April 6, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |