In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.
Why does pinapple juice only come in small aluminum cans with foil pull-tabs? Why can't you buy a jug of pinapple juice?
Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny drink.
If only because it was packaged in little plastic pails. See also 80's.
As far as I know, no drink with this name exists, but one should. See also Alcohol.