A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream. See also Alcohol.
A sparkling malt beverage brewed and distributed by the Pabst Brewing Company. See also Alcohol.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny drink.
What Steve Urkel drinks to become his suave alter ego Stefan Urquelle. See also 90's, Sitcom, Television.
Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.
A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.