Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

21. Goldschlager

Dude, that's real gold in there! See also Alcohol, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on November 4, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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22. Mountain Dew and Vodka

It almost glows! See also Alcohol.

Added by Amanda on October 8, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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23. Cold Duck

Red wine mixed with Champagne. See also 70's, Alcohol.

Added by Brian on September 30, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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24. John Daly

1 1/2 oz. Vodka (Ketel One), 1 part Iced Tea, 1 part Lemonade, 1 wedge Lemon. Typically followed by or preceded by 12 Natural Light beers. See also Alcohol, Golf.

Added by Jeff on July 25, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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25. Red Bull and Coke

Added by Tyler on July 18, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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26. Capri Sun

A surprisingly-difficult-to-open trapezoidal pouch drink. See also 80's, Children.

Added by Ryan on June 21, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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27. Slice

Discontinued soda that came in orange, lemon-line, and a Dr. Pepper-flavored knockoff called Dr. Slice. Depicted in commercials as the preferred beverage of baseball players and models. See also 80's, 90's, Commercials.

Added by Brian on March 14, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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28. Strong Island Ice Tea

A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Ryan on March 1, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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29. Brandy Alexander

Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream. See also Alcohol.

Added by Brian on February 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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30. Chocolate Choo Choo

Martini of choice of 18-year-old-girls. See also Alcohol.

Added by Chris on January 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |