Guest's Entries

Funny Sayings

91. You Can't Polish A Turd

Used by superior people when an ugly person has covered themselves in make-up.

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Funny Nicknames

92. Kitty Mugger

Thats right that one person who always steals your cats :O or is it ...

Added by a Guest on April 1, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

93. Milky

This is my nickname. I find it funny because WHAT IN THE WORLD is Milky????

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Funny Names

94. Tim Lies

(name of a politition).

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

95. Ken Has 10 Cakes. He Eats 6 of Them. What Does He Have Left.

Diabetes

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Funny Quotes

96. I Need a Six Month Vacation Twice a Year.

(just googled "funny quote" got this).

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Funny Clothes

97. Yamabra

a bra using Jewish headpieces as cups. See also Lingerie.

Added by a Guest on March 30, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

98. Reverse Thong

They're just jeans, with the A**crack cut out

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Funny Clothes

99. Fleece Nip-up

Just like a fleece zip up, but it stops at your nips

Added by a Guest on March 30, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

100. Sakbutt

a medieval wind instrument made from a sheep's bladder

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