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Funny Diseases

91. Living

Symptoms include: having feelings and emotions
*It is very contagious and extremely dangerous

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Funny Diseases

92. Titocohendrix

Waking up in the morning screaming for hendrix

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Funny Anti-Jokes

95. What is the Difference Between a Pirate and a School Choir Leader?

Pirates have a better voice. Why? The school teachers lost there voice yelling at poor innocent pupils ( Including my eyes.)

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Funny Anti-Jokes

96. Why Where Chickens Popular in 1665?

Because there beautiful ! (So are goats!)

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Funny Anti-Jokes

97. What Did the Man Say when He Walked into a Bar?

Ouch. See also Bars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

98. Why Couldn't Suzie Win the 100m Dash? She Had No Legs.

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Funny Phrases

99. Go Eat a Brick, Butt-teeth.

When you don't have anything to say when someone says something mean to you.
e.g. "Hey buttface! You are such an idiot!"
"Go eat a brick, butt-teeth!"

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Funny Sayings

100. The Apple Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree Unless It's a Spray Painted Orange

It can get confusing

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