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Funny Insults

81. Yo Mommas So Fat Her Belly Button Gets in the Door Ten Minutes Before She Does

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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Funny Phrases

82. Short Jeans or Jean Shorts

Denim shorts. They have no connection to jeans at all. Except being denim. Why not just call them denim shorts? See also Denim.

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Funny Questions

83. "If You Have 10 Cakes and You Give 2 Away, How Many Are Left?" "10" "If Someone Forceably Takes 2 Cakes, How Many Do You Have?" "10 and a Dead Body"

Funny conversation between a math teacher and a cake-loving student

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Funny Questions

84. If Jimmy Has 5 Beers in One Hand, and 4 in the Other, What Does He Have?

A drinking problem. Jimmy has a drinking problem. See also Alcohol, Math.

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Funny Quotes

85. When Life Gives You a Problem, Eat.

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Funny Sayings

87. A Smell Like That Could Make an Onion Cry!

Usually said after someone has broken particularly stinky wind.

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Funny T-Shirts

88. Caltion: Mouth Can Excellerate from Zero to Sarcasm is Less than Sixty Seconds

You've been warned.

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Funny Advice

89. Life is Short, Smile While You Still Have Teeth.

Its true :3

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Funny Dances

90. Noodle Arms

Let your arms go limp and wiggle like crazy!

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