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Funny Anti-Jokes

41. What Did the Potato Say to the Other Potato? Nothing, Potatoes Don't Talk.

Why do I suck at anti-jokes?

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42. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

Because of gravity.

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43. Why Did the Blonde Get Coal for Christmas?

Santa mixed up her present and Donald Trump's present. See also Christmas, Presidents.

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44. Why Couldn't Sally Go on the Swing Set?

She had no arms. Knock Knock? (who's there) Not Sally

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46. What's White and Kills You if It Gets in Your Eye?

An airplane. See also Airplane, Dark Humor, Pancakes.

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47. Why Couldn't Sally Compete in the Race?

Because she's disabled

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Funny Books

48. Me Talk Pretty One Day

Talk pretty. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Funny Instruments

49. The Clarinet

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Funny Movies

50. "You Go Coco Glen!"-Friend "Who is Coco Glen?"-Me

I worry about my friends sometimes...

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