You have an extreme fear of sprite but work in a sprite factory. See also Factory, Pop, Sprite.
Ha Ha sounds like cucumber batch
For an tiger loving christ believer.
Only works if their name is Michaela, Markus, Mackenzie, or Mac
This was our science teachers attempt at a yo mama joke. Good lord, what has the world come to. See also Bad Jokes, Science.
Not actually very funny... well atleast most people think so! HAH MUM!