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Funny Phrases

73. I Put Ketchup on My Ketchup.

KETCHUP

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Funny Questions

74. Am I Extremely Awesome?

answer: no. I'm EXTREMELY EXTREMLY EXTREMELY AWESOME SUCKERS!

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Funny Questions

75. Has Anyone Asked?

"We assume they want to steal our souls and eat our entrails." "Has anyone asked?" Burnard at his dumbest.

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Funny Quotes

77. I Can't Tell Him a Story Because I Already Said Night-night!

Tell the kid a story.

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Funny Quotes

78. "Anybody Need a Hand?" "Sure, Looks Delicious!" "Don't Think That's Exactly What He Meant."

He sinks his teeth into whatever he can find, even if it's a refrigerator or fire hydrant.

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Funny Sayings

79. If at First You Don't Succeed, Do It the Way Mom Told You!

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Funny Things to Do

80. Braid Your Beard

Its something fun to do, but look really strange. But first you have to grow a beard

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