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Funny Anti-Jokes

71. Why Can't T-rex Dab?

because he died, stupid. no one freaking cares about his arms. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

72. Why Did the Girl Fall off Here Bike?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

73. Why.

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Funny Diseases

74. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT CATCH THEM

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Funny Euphemisms

75. The Friend-Zone

Less harsh way of saying you got rejected. Hard. See also No Escape.

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Funny Insults

76. You're About as Useful as a Wad of Wet Toilet Paper

falls apart, gooey, and pretty useless

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Funny Insults

77. Blorb

I just called my brother this and I've been using it since...

Example: You disgusting blorb! See also Blorb.

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Funny Nicknames

78. Lego

Someone you don't wanna mess with. Think about it. See also Painful.

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Funny People

79. People Who Know What a "noospaper" is

Grandma, what is this word you speak of?

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Funny Phrases

80. Are You Cheese? 'Cause I Like Cheese.

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