A gigantic metronome that the director hooks up to the big speakers and lets it play at 120 bpm, leaving the best blaring in every band students head for a whole week. See also Bands.
Uttered by my dad once. See also Cars.
Jackwit, jackwad, jackweed, jackknob, jackwaffle, jackhead, and of course the classic- jackass. Guaranteed to offend anybody. See also Profanity.
Everybody who was too shy to leave a name. You know who you are.