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Funny Quotes

61. "They Can Throw Anything at Yo-"

What my teacher said to prep us for a state exam, before I threw a headcrab at him. See also Half-life, Schools.

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Funny Sayings

62. And Hedgehogs Fly.

When you don't believe something your friend said.

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Funny Sayings

63. I've Caught the Hiccups.

How in the world no you CATCH the hiccups??? So, apparently hiccups are contagious now! What?

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Funny T-Shirts

64. I'd Tap That but Planeswalkers Don't Work That Way

What me and my buddies wore to an MTG tournament, picture of favorite planeswalker pasted upon it See also Innuendo, Magic: The Gathering.

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Funny Words

65. WARSH

SO FUNNY CUZ ITS NOT A WORD BUT ITS IN AN ACCENT IT MEANS WASH :):):) See also Accents.

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Funny Words

66. Omoperitive

When you ask someone if they have to pee when its really obvious
Random guy 1:Hey do you gotta pee?
Random guy 2: *pee dance* STOP BEING OMOPERITIVE!!!!!!!! See also Obvious, Omorashi, Pee.

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Funny Words

67. Ohnomority

That awkward moment when someone asks you if you need to pee/poo and you go in your pants and answer no.
Guy1: Hey do u gotta poo?
Guy2: *poops pants* No *smiles innocently*
Guy1: *facepalm* What ohnomority... See also Innocent, Pants, Poop.

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Funny Insults

69. Yo Momma So Stupid, when She Was Locked in the Grocery Store, She Starved to Death!

If a friend has a stupid mom, say this to 'em!

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Funny Insults

70. That's the First Thing You've Said That Hasn't Been Totally Bat-sh*t Crazy!

From Guardians of the Galaxy when Rocket is drunk in a bar and says this phrase to Drax The Destroyer. See also Movies, Space.

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