Hey you gotta admit this is pretty funny. Use this on those self obsessed freaks! See also Funny, Halloween, Ugly.
because I wanna hella chew you
throw you to the ground
step on you
and scrape you off
and throw you again
ihy See also Gum, Life, Ugh.
only divergent fans will get this
Also, Fatty fatty two-by-four, can't fit through the kitchen door.
you get to read all peoples emotions, and get paid to do so