So that way you can say, "I am the Father of America." See also Parenting.
I made it up is it good?
A professional way to say what you suck at, and how I will deal with it. "AND AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU"
Guaranteed to bring all the boys to the yard without you ever having to make a milkshake.
They stay together through the thick and the runny
The bigger the better. Only really funny for yourself though, not the other person. If you do this, be sure that the other person has a change of clothes (just in case).
Sorry to bust your bubble Meyer, but vampires DO NOT SPARKLE. They just don't. Never have, never will. Look it up in Encyclopedia Vampira if you don't believe me.