How in the world no you CATCH the hiccups??? So, apparently hiccups are contagious now! What?
SO FUNNY CUZ ITS NOT A WORD BUT ITS IN AN ACCENT IT MEANS WASH :):):) See also Accents.
That awkward moment when someone asks you if you need to pee/poo and you go in your pants and answer no.
Guy1: Hey do u gotta poo?
Guy2: *poops pants* No *smiles innocently*
Guy1: *facepalm* What ohnomority... See also Innocent, Pants, Poop.
The fear of extremly long words
If a friend has a stupid mom, say this to 'em!