111. Say No to Drugs!
because if their talking to you, you had enough. See also Drugs.
112. Clip on Ties
They may be easier, but they just look like you didn't have enough time to get ready. See also Ties.
A line from a movie called What About Bob.
The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.