Guest Entries

151. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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152. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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153. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

154. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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155. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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156. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

157. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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Funny Diseases

159. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

Can be fatal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Insults

160. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye

Dad behavior.

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