You have vampire fangs, get blisters in the sun and your poop is purple.No, that is NOT a typo. Your poop is literally purple. Look it up! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a Halloween party and having short term mem. loss, I couldn't remember his name, and since he was a cowboy, he was "Deputy." I'm not sure how 'Titty Sprinkles' came to play. See also Halloween.
Girls, please. Don't get a fish tattooed on your stomach right before you get yourself pregnant... It becomes a whale. See also Pregnancy.