"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"
"Dad, I'm hungry."
Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."
Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."
Seriously, once you have passed this point, there is no going back. Your brilliant little plan WILL be foiled.
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