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Funny Anti-Jokes

131. Why Did the Girl Fall off Here Bike?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

132. Why.

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Funny Diseases

133. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT CATCH THEM

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Funny Euphemisms

134. The Friend-Zone

Less harsh way of saying you got rejected. Hard. See also No Escape.

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Funny Insults

135. You're About as Useful as a Wad of Wet Toilet Paper

falls apart, gooey, and pretty useless

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Funny Insults

136. Blorb

I just called my brother this and I've been using it since...

Example: You disgusting blorb! See also Blorb.

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Funny Nicknames

137. Lego

Someone you don't wanna mess with. Think about it. See also Painful.

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Funny People

138. People Who Know What a "noospaper" is

Grandma, what is this word you speak of?

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Funny Phrases

139. Are You Cheese? 'Cause I Like Cheese.

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Funny Phrases

140. If You Tell the Truth, I Won't Get Mad

Yeah, right

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