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Funny Phrases

131. Big Cats

For some reason, it doesn't sound half as noble or regal as "lion", "tiger", "cougar", "leopard", or "jaguar". See also Cats.

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Funny Sayings

133. A Tiger Does Not Need to Say That It is a Tiger.

A Nigerian proverb. How can anything be any more obvious? See also African.

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Funny Sayings

135. Nope Springs Eternal

A solid, definite "no".

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Funny Sayings

136. We Need a Joint Operation Against Drugs.

Oh, the puns! See also Drugs, Puns.

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Funny Things to Do

137. Eat Toast Without Your Hands

Trust me I've done it.

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Funny Things to Do

138. Praying to God to Advertise Your Business

Because not even God is exempt from spam. See also Religion.

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Funny Toys

139. Fart Mart

A toy that has a guy named mart
And he farts ALOT. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Words

140. Impossible Dumby

Used in yo mama challenges but now it hurts the ears and teases every ones brains for 30 seconds

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