Unless you want to feel suicidal.
The Elephant Shrew, as you might have guessed, is a shrew with a very long nose. And, believe it or not, it is actually more closely related to the Elephant than the shrew. If you want to know why its funny, look up a picture; you will see what I mean....
No explanation needed.
Use your toothbrush to apply your toothpaste onto your lips like lipstick. Then, take a selfy and post it anywhere you want :-D