101. Use Bowls on Sticks
Dude...they're spoons. Spoons! Get your facts straight and stop eating tomato soup with forks.
Hey dude! Don't sweat it cause you're weird, just be a potato, like me
Symptoms include: having feelings and emotions
*It is very contagious and extremely dangerous
108. Chocolate Comes from Cocoa, Which is a Tree, That Makes It a Plant. Therefore It is a Salad! "MOM!!!"
Pirates have a better voice. Why? The school teachers lost there voice yelling at poor innocent pupils ( Including my eyes.)