it closes the tab. :) See also Computers.
Good way to waste time... See also Alcohol.
Ok, so I woke up this morning to a wierd, knocking sound. at first, I just tought that my parents were egtting at it again, until I looked at the edge of my bed. There lay my cat, who was making the wierdest noise possible. I thought he was just having meowing problems, until...oh look, there a pile of cat vomit. This is how I wake up. every. morning. See also Cats, Disgusting, Vomit.
There's an iPod next to a toilet on it. It's the stupidest shirt ever.
Someone who goes to work wearing any type of american pride. Double points if they wear an american flag tie and you get them to wear it around their heads.
Now you can go to the bathroom anywhere you go! (This is apparently a real idea, but never turned into an invention...) See also Hats.