Guest's Entries

Funny Advice

52. Dear Algebra,

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Funny Insults

53. Mumpsimus

A stubborn person who insists on making an error in spite of being shown that it is wrong.
Supposedly, this insult originated with an illiterate priest who said mumpsimus rather than sumpsimus ("we have taken" in Latin) during mass. When he was corrected, the priest replied that he would not change his old mumpsimus for his critic's new sumpsimus. See also Error, Stubborn.

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Funny Insults

54. You Are So Old, Even Your Memory is in Black and White

i found this funny because some people are so old in jokes so yh that's to them people *yolo See also Dry People.

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Funny People

55. Niggers be So Black when You Turn off the Light You Cant See Them

because it so true and its a classic See also Black People, Niggers.

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Funny Sayings

56. "his Brain is Like a Bag of Cats. You Can SMELL Crazy on Him"

bruce banner (famous for going green and crazy (hulk)) talking about loki See also Avengers Movie, Hulk, Loki.

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Funny Sayings

57. I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I Am

what my dad says when mom won't let him drive X3 See also Dad, Drunk, Idiot.

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Funny Sayings

58. Shut Up or I'll Beat You with My Peace Prize!

Switzerland yelling at America in hetalia See also Anime, Hetalia, Switzerland.

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Funny Sayings

59. I'll Kill You! Till You're Dead!

that's usually how it works pal

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Funny Sayings

60. Mess with Me and Leave with 3 Shoes. 2 on Your Feet 1 Up Your Ass!

when you want them to know you're ticked

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