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Funny Phrases

51. Destress Your Breasts

AKA calm your tits

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Funny Dances

52. Macarana

Wait for the music, then dance like a chicken.

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Funny Names

53. A-a

A girl in my class that gets angry when people pronounce her name wrong. The dash isn't silent, so her name is "Adasha"

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Funny Quotes

54. Love is Like Chasing Your Tail, Once You Catch It- It Hurts.

Beverly hills chihuahua, George Lopez as Papi

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Funny Sayings

55. Freezin the Balls off of a Brass Monkey

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Funny Sayings

56. "I Am Literally a Fat Blob of Skin, How Am I Attractive"

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Funny Things to Do

57. Feed Poultry Pie to the Mallards in Hyde Park.

We must breed a race of cannibalistic ducks!

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Funny Diseases

58. Keyflicchiggen

It's a disease that chicken get when they see flies. It makes them eat Keys. See also Chickens, Flies, Keys.

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

59. Cockie Ball

A name that you use when someone is mean or selfish to you or someone else. See also Nicolette, Sincerely.

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

60. Santina Babina

A crazy girl/women who likes to pinch a lot and makes small silent farts and they smell See also Nicki Girl, Sincerely.

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2014| Comment | You Like This |