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Funny Songs

51. The Piano Has Been Drinking

And the menus are all freezing, and the light man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking,
As the bouncer is a sumo wrestler cream-puff Casper milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget with the i.q. of a fence post
Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking


And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired
The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's you.

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Funny Animals

52. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Word-puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

53. What Do You Call a Fish with No

blind See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

54. What Do You Call a Octopus with 7 Tenticles?

Handicapped.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

55. What Do You Call a Fish with No "i"s?

blind See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

56. How Do You Win the Lottery?

You don't.

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Funny Names

57. Lewis Bowels

Sounds like "loose bowels"

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Funny Tattoos

58. Happy Holidays from Why Him?

See also Funny.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

59. What Ended After 1987

1986 See also Years.

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Funny Euphemisms

60. Prebeef

a cow.

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