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"OMG, my neighbour is stalking me! I saw her Google my name on her laptop through my telescope!"

anitabath

Added by anitabath on November 25, 2019 | You Like This |

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oh that´s strange

Neighbour on December 1, 2019

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hmmmmmm

poop on December 2, 2019

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lmao

jamesokelley on snapchat on December 5, 2019

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Wow! stalker stalking stalker!!!

dsdsd on December 6, 2019

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Hmmm, I wonder why...

Joe Mama on December 6, 2019

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Wow

Just someone on December 8, 2019

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That is banan

Banan on December 11, 2019

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but y were u stalking her to know that

just_a_potato on December 11, 2019

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Wait...something doesn't add up...

Glitch on December 13, 2019

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Haha

HorseRiderOfficial on December 14, 2019

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wtf....?

angel on December 18, 2019

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how would YOU know there stalking you without stalking them?Hmmmmmm.Try to make more sense next time. Don't be wierd.

Cherity on December 18, 2019

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Heh...suspiciously funny...?...

LSR on December 27, 2019

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thats silly

yourdad on March 3, 2020

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didnt mean it that way

stalker stalking stalker on March 10, 2020

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umm.....

me...yes me on July 19, 2020

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those two people are both stalkers I searched them up!!!

other person on January 5, 2021

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stalking stalkers

jim on January 11, 2021

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@other person, Ur a stalker who is stalking stalkers who are stalking eachother.

lol on February 9, 2021

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@lol I found you too

other person on March 22, 2021

Yeetaleet

How ironic that the stalker is being stalked by another stalker. Man, the word "stalker" just seems weird now.

Yeetaleet on May 4, 2021

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the irony, its like russian nesting stalkers or something

i love kittens on August 11, 2023

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