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Funny Quotes

111. "Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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112. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

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113. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.

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114. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"

Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.

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115. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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116. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"

Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.

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117. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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118. "Whatever."

-The Teenager

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119. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."

-Plato
See also Philosophy.

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120. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"

So saith an unknown Facebooker.

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