Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
51. “One day this quote will be on Inherently Funny.''
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52. “If you want to do that thing, do the thing that you are required to do for that thing.”
―A Wise Man
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55. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”
I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.
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56. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
―Robert Frost See also Work.
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57. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”
―Janis Ian
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58. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
―Albert Einstein See also Science.
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60. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy