Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
21. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
―Mark Twain
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22. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
―David Bowie
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24. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
―Mindy Kaling
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25. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.
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26. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”
―Unknown See also Violence.
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27. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”
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29. “The sweet smell of spilled electric guts. The sparking diodes… I freaking live for this!”
―The Toaster See also Appliances.