Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

11. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

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14. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

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15. "Rehab was a sobering experience."

So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.

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16. "I'm thinking about lice!"

Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.

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17. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."

Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.

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18. "Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."

As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush. See also Politics.

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19. "Nobody puts baby in the corner."

See also 80's.

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20. "No guns. No butter. Both can kill."

Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988. See also Baseball, Politics, Sports.

Added by Dave on January 8, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |