Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

11. "I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Dog Too"

From Wizard of Oz. See also Dogs.

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12. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

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15. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

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16. "Rehab was a sobering experience."

So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.

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17. "I'm thinking about lice!"

Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.

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18. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."

Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.

Added by Frank on December 23, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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19. "Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."

As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush. See also Politics.

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20. "Nobody puts baby in the corner."

See also 80's.

Added by Tyler on May 7, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |