Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
121. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
124. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.
Funny Quotes
125. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
From comedian Ron White.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny quote.
Funny Quotes
126. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."
-Abraham Lincoln
Funny Quotes
127. "Text Me the Deets"
How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.
Funny Quotes
129. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."
It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.
Funny Quotes
130. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."
And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.