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"I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."

Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.

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Added by MsKnowItAll on August 31, 2019 | You Like This |

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I'll make you sleep forever just hand me a gun and I'll do it

unknown on October 20, 2019

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same

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