Entries Tagged “Drinks”

Funny Quotes

1. "Women's breasts are like martinis. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body, Drinks.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2008| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. Stop Drinking Haterade

See also Drinks.

Added by Brian on April 9, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

3. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol, Drinks.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

4. Nipperkin

An old unit of volume approximately equal to 1/8 of a pint. See also British, Drinks.

Added by a Guest on January 28, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

5. Beer Drought

As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol, Drinks.

Added by Maude on April 7, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. Whiskey Bottle in the Desk Drawer

See also Alcohol, Drinks, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

7. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drinks, Drunk.

Added by Tyler on September 19, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

8. Hallie Kate Eisenberg

Otherwise known as the Pepsi Girl, she spent much of the 90's lip-synching the likes of Aretha Franklin and Joe Pesci. See also Commercials, Drinks.

Added by Chris on July 13, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Doing the Dew

As in, "Want a beer? No thanks, I'm doing the Dew tonight." See also Drinks.

Added by Ryan on July 10, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

10. Barista

I guess "Coffee Sommelier" was too pretentious. See also Drinks, Starbucks.

Added by Tyler on February 25, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |