Funny Gag-Gift Products
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Aquanet
Setting aside its dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven elastic mesh, Aquanet hairnets are apparently made of aqua.
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Back-Scratchers
Go-to-town with your backscratcher, even in public. Just avoid looking smug.
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Bumpits
Why have flat hair when you could instead add several inches of unnatural cone-head?
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Chocks
Rubber wedges that stops airplane wheels from rolling. The perfect gift for anyone on your list.
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Chopstick Helpers
Like training wheels for chopsticks, they clip on to the top and help people who would really prefer a fork.
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Drakkar Noir
Included in this commercial are (in order): sunglasses, skis, shirtless archery, shirtless boxing, vigorous toweling, the donning of a mock-turtleneck, a woman running in a red dress, the closing of a brief case that appears to perhaps contain a gun, the closing of a lighter, the red-dress woman again, the striking of a cue ball, the rolling of dice, the dunking of an olive in a martini, nuzzling, and a speed boat. Or, in other words, my typical Thursday night.
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Epilady Epliator
Electrical device employing a coil spring to mechanically remove hair by the root. In other words, ouch.
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Erasable Pens
Let’s be honest. Sanding off a thin layer of paper is not actually erasing ink.
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Four-Color Pens
A great way to avoid clutter, keep variety at your fingertips, and identify yourself as a dork.
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats
The box claims “Cats Love It!” Somehow, we have our doubts.
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My Stop Smoking Coach: Allen Carr's EasyWay
A Nintendo DSA video game for stopping smoking. Rated E for everyone.
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Neti Pot
Ceramic device used to flood the nasal cavaity with warm saline solution in an effort to improve sinus health and look like a complete and total dork.
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Rack’Em Bed Buddy Home Defense Gun Holder
Keep your shotgun accessible while lying in bed.
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Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask
For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial-killer glow.
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Rolling Coolers
Because life is hard enough without having to hand-carry your ice-cold beer and gallon of potato salad.
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Self-Stirring Mug
For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort.
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Silly Bandz
Yet another thing that was once popular but has since faded away—gift beauty nostalgia.
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Sun-In
Put it in you hair and go out in the sun for couple of hours and voila, orange hair. Wait, what?
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Talking Toilet Paper Spindle
Turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh-filled surprise.
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The Baguette Pillow
Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends.
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The Clapper
For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not for leaning to the side and flipping a switch.
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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
If he had feet, he’d wear red Converse All Stars.
