Funny Euphemisms

Asking Jesus for Shoes

A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.


Added by a Guest on October 10, 2008 | You Like This |


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This is beautiful. Blasphemy and sex all rolled in to an amazing visual!

Guest on October 14, 2008

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This is disgusting. Maybe you need to ask Jesus for forgiveness.....

Tony on November 28, 2008

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haha this is absolute gold :) the finest euphamism in the galaxy

Michael Dawson on December 18, 2008

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I don't get it...

Nikita on January 4, 2009

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KATY on January 8, 2009

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This makes no sense, I think this one is made up.

James on January 13, 2009

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Maybe you need to ask Jesus for forgiveness, Tony. For being such a brown-noser.

Jeremy on February 12, 2009

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Yeah this doesn't make sense.

lol wut on April 13, 2009

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funny :D

Eva on April 23, 2009

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It does make sense. Picture a woman in the missionary position with her shoes in the air and saying: "Oh Jesus". Does it make sense now?

Buck on May 29, 2009

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i though it meant like on her knees for money haha

jon on December 7, 2009

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