I should have something clever to say about this, but really I'm just speechless.
Even if you've never wanted to wear a beard restraint, or for that matter, a beard, this product is sure to change your mind.
For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial killer glow.
Saw this on a mate of mine (had an awesome collection of shirts LOL). Yeah, he was *huge*. Great guy. :)
Mmmmm, this tomato juice is great, but it's missing something... Wait,I know, CLAM! Quite possibly the oddest combination of flavors to ever come together in a glass.
It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.)
For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not to lean to the side and flip a switch.
Book describing "the dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance."
For those motivated to play Spin the Bottle but too lazy to find a bottle and empty it.
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