Type of German sourdough bread made with a combination of rye flour and rye meal (a more coarsely ground form of the flour).
My candy smells like old people!
Basically Pirate's Booty (also funny) covered in caramel. Easy to unwittingly eat an entire bag on a long road trip.
To make it more realistic, they did not put much in there.
Looks like a cherry or blueberry, but makes anything bitter or salty taste like sugar.
Yogurt for women in khakis.
So bad. So strange. So good.
Bad food that lazy parents send their kids to school with.
My friend once commented, "People say alcohol is bad for you, but you should try eating several boxes of nerds."
A chicken in a duck in a turkey.
When you can't make it to the President's Ball.
Not only is it a feast, it's fancy.
Peanut butter biscuit for dogs to chew on during extended periods of stress, especially Independence Day.
I have seen the future of ice cream, and it is not Dippin' Dots.
Gum that bursts with flavored gel when you bite into it. The gum seemed innocent enough when I chewed it as a kid, but I've noticed it's since been sexed up to "The Gum That Goes Squirt".
Keeping vegetarians and turkeys happy on Thanksgiving every year!
Mayonnaise and bacon, does it get any better?
Yes, it is sour. No, it is not good with milk (or without milk, tbh).
My high school friend Tony used to whisper that this spice was the secret ingredient in his barbecue sauce. (Not many people develop barbecue sauce recipes in high school.)
Dogs don't know it's not bacon!
Marshmallow and peanut butter sandwich.
Why do astronauts even eat this stuff?
Tastes like custard, but starts to stink like a rotten skunk carcass stuffed with fish.
Varieties of this microwave meal include "Comfort Classics", "Dinnertime Selects", and "Spa Cuisine Classics". There's such a thing as spa cuisine?
"Healthier" version of Hamburger Helper. Just add water and tuna.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, Deer nuts are under a buck.
Sounds a little scary.
A traditional Scottish dish made of a sheep's heart, liver, and lungs stuffed and baked in it's stomach.
Picasso used to eat Turkish delight once a day. This does not mean, however, that it tastes good.
Per Frito-Lay, "Funyuns Onion Flavored Rings are a deliciously different snack that is fun to eat. These playful rings have a crisp texture and are packed full of zesty onion flavor. Next time you're in the mood for a snack that's out of the ordinary, try Funyuns Onion Flavored Rings."
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