Funny Gag Gift Foods

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Canned Whole Chicken

Guaranteed to be the, er, fowlest thing you'll ever eat.

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Spotted Dick

Steamed pudding sometimes sold by the can.

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Canned Cereal

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Turtle Soup

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Pumpernickel

Type of German sourdough bread made with a combination of rye flour and rye meal (a more coarsely ground form of the flour).

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Werther's® Original

My candy smells like old people!

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Limburger Cheese

Reputedly the stinkiest cheese going.

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Meatballs

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Beaver Nuggets

Basically Pirate's Booty (also funny) covered in caramel. Easy to unwittingly eat an entire bag on a long road trip.

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Soft Tacos

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Miracle Fruit

Looks like a cherry or blueberry, but makes anything bitter or salty taste like sugar.

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Activia

Yogurt for women in khakis.

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MREs

Meal Ready to Eat, aka Man Lunchables.

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Bag of Trump Hair Cotton Candy

To make it more realistic, they did not put much in there.

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Circus Peanuts

Deliciously unhealthy.

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Milo

A chocolate beverage mix that makes anything taste better.

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Velveeta Loaf

So bad. So strange. So good.

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Lunchables®

Bad food that lazy parents send their kids to school with.

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Nerds

My friend once commented, "People say alcohol is bad for you, but you should try eating several boxes of nerds."

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Ho Hos®

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Turducken

A chicken in a duck in a turkey.

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Banquet Frozen Dinners

When you can't make it to the President's Ball.

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Bacon in a Can

This stuff is better than sliced bread.

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Grey Poupon Mustard

What's that? Don't like that sandwich? Poupon it!

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Fancy Feast

Not only is it a feast, it's fancy.

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Heavenly Hound

Peanut butter biscuit for dogs to chew on during extended periods of stress, especially Independence Day.

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Dippin' Dots

I have seen the future of ice cream, and it is not Dippin' Dots.

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Tofurky

Keeping vegetarians and turkeys happy on Thanksgiving every year!

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Baconnaise

Mayonnaise and bacon, does it get any better?

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Paprika

My high school friend Tony used to whisper that this spice was the secret ingredient in his barbecue sauce. (Not many people develop barbecue sauce recipes in high school.)

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Beggin' Strips®

Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

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Freshen Up Gum

Gum that bursts with flavored gel when you bite into it. The gum seemed innocent enough when I chewed it as a kid, but I've noticed it's since been sexed up to "The Gum That Goes Squirt".

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Whoopie Pies

Tasty cake-like confections that have been making people happy for years.

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Fluffernutter

Marshmallow and peanut butter sandwich.

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Freeze-Dried Ice Cream

Why do astronauts even eat this stuff?

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Gherkins

A small pickle. ("Pickle" is another funny word.)

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Salt Licks

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Durian Fruit

Tastes like custard, but starts to stink like a rotten skunk carcass stuffed with fish.

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Beef Wellington

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Hoagies

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Twinkies®

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Sprayable Cheese

Cheese should not come out of an aerosol can.

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Succotash

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Marzipan

A sickeningly sweet almond past often shaped into barely edible fruits.

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Lean Cuisine®

Varieties of this microwave meal include "Comfort Classics", "Dinnertime Selects", and "Spa Cuisine Classics". There's such a thing as spa cuisine?

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Tuna Helper

"Healthier" version of Hamburger Helper. Just add water and tuna.

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Beer Nuts

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, Deer nuts are under a buck.

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Goulash

Sounds a little scary.

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Haggis

A traditional Scottish dish made of a sheep's heart, liver, and lungs stuffed and baked in it's stomach.

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Turkish Delight

Picasso used to eat Turkish delight once a day. This does not mean, however, that it tastes good.

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Snausages

Dog snack cousin to Beggin' Strips.

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Welsh Rarebit

A gourmet version of cheese on toast.

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Sour Patch Kids' Cereal

Yes, it is sour. No, it is not good with milk (or without milk, tbh).

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Funyuns®

Per Frito-Lay, "Funyuns Onion Flavored Rings are a deliciously different snack that is fun to eat. These playful rings have a crisp texture and are packed full of zesty onion flavor. Next time you're in the mood for a snack that's out of the ordinary, try Funyuns Onion Flavored Rings."

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Microwave Pizza

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Fiddle Faddle

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Tater Tots

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Zagnut

How 'bout a Zagnut?

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