Funny Gag-Gift Foods

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Activia

Yogurt for women in khakis.

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Bacon in a Can

This stuff is better than sliced bread.

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Baconnaise

Mayonnaise and bacon in a single condiment. Does it get any better?

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Bag of Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy

Scientific fact: farts are funny and unicorns are real.

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Banquet Frozen Dinners

When you can’t make it to the President’s Ball.

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Beaver Nuggets

Basically Pirate’s Booty covered in caramel. Easy to unwittingly eat an entire bag on a long road trip.

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Beer Nuts

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty; deer nuts are under a buck.

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Bread in a Can

Best thing since bagged milk!

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Canned Cereal

Because there will still be Saturday mornings in the apocalypse.

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Canned Fish Assholes

In tomato and cheese sauce.

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Canned Snails

Yum.

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Canned Whole Chicken

Guaranteed to be, er, the fowl-est thing you’ll ever eat.

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Circus Peanuts

Also known as orange sugar.

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Durian Fruit

Reportedly stinks like a rotten skunk carcass stuffed with fish.

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Fiddle Faddle

More fun to say than to eat.

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Fluffernutter

As much fun to eat as to say.

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Gherkins

A miniature version of pickles, the world’s funniest food.

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Goulash

Eat your goulash!

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Grey Poupon Mustard

What's that? Don't like that sandwich? Poupon it!

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Haggis

Everyone’s favorite Scottish dish to make fun of. (Who doesn’t enjoy sheep heart, liver, and lungs baked in its own stomach?)

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Heavenly Hounds

Peanut butter biscuit for dogs to chew on during extended periods of stress, especially Independence Day.

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Ho Hos

What exactly are you saying to the recipient with this gift?

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Hoagies

And grinders.

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Limburger Cheese

By reputation, the smelliest of cheeses.

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Lunchables

An airplane meal for the grade-school set.

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Marzipan

A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits.

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McVities Dark Chocolate Digestives

The world’s most decadent laxatives.

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Meatballs

Balls of meat.

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Milo

A chocolate beverage mix that makes anything taste better.

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Miracle Fruit

Looks like a cherry or blueberry, but makes anything bitter or salty taste like sugar.

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MREs

Meal Ready to Eat, also know as Lunchables for Men.

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Nerds

People say alcohol is bad for you, but you should try eating several boxes of nerds.

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Poop Like a Champion

Ultra-high-fiber cereal.

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Pumpernickel

Type of German sourdough bread made with a combination of rye flour and rye meal. Fun to say.

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Salt Licks

Get your local deer hopped up on sodium.

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Soft Tacos

Tacos for people who don't like tacos.

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Spotted Dick

Ever think the English are just messing with us?

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Sprayable Cheese

Arguably debatable whether cheese should come from aerosol can.

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Tater Tots

Also known as Redneck french fries.

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Turducken

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

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Turkish Delight

Picasso used to eat Turkish delight once a day. This does not mean, however, that it tastes good.

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Twinkies

May or may not take a century to digest.

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Vegetarian Haggis

Apparently for those who like the taste of sheep heart, liver, and lungs baked in its own stomach, but don’t like meat.

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Velveeta Loaf

So bad. So strange. So good.

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Werther’s Original

My candy smells like old people.

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Whoopie Pies

Tasty cake-like confections that have been making people giggle for years.

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