Funny Advice

1. Never Follow in Anyone’s Footsteps

Unless you’re lost in the woods and you see a trail. Then definitely follow those.

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Funny Toys

2. Baby Laugh A-Lot

A doll with a notoriously loud, intense, and unsettling laugh. See also 70's, Dolls.

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Funny Toys

3. Jolly Chimp

A cymbal-banging monkey with manic eyes. See also 50's, Monkeys.

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Funny Toys

4. Little Miss No-Name

A doll designed to look like a homeless child with a tear in her eye. See also 60's, Dolls.

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Funny Euphemisms

5. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

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Funny Dances

6. Ballet, but While Holding a Chair to Your Butt

See also Ballet.

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Funny Observations

7. Bricks Are Domesticated Rocks

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Funny Advice

8. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Observations

10. Oxygen is Literally a Toxic Gas That Takes 60 to 80 Years to Kill You

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