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1. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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Funny Phrases

2. Да не, да не да

Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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Funny Things

3. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

4. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

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Funny Insults

5. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

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Funny Observations

6. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

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Funny Insults

7. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

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Funny Words

8. Flatulence

When they tried to make “fart” less funny.

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Funny Insults

9. You Look Like You Cut Your Sandwiches into Rectangles

Sorry, but triangles are superior. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Waiting at the Side of the Shower While the Water Warms Up

See also Bathroom.

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