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Funny Instruments
1. A Dog Toy in the Hand of a Child
This combination remains illegal in several countries.
Funny Names
2. Rocket Batman
I wanted to name our cat Rocket. My brother wanted to name him Batman. This was the compromise. See also Cats.
Funny Advice
6. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework
That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, School.
Funny Things
7. Sea Cucumber
A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.
Funny Observations
10. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.
Race against the clock. See also Work.