Funny Observations

1. “Go to Bed, You’ll Feel Better in the Morning" is the Human Version of “Did You Turn It off and Turn It Back on Again?”

See also Computers.

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Funny TV Shows

2. Ello Kitty N’ Mates

British knock-off of Hello Kitty and Friends. See also Britsh, Made Up.

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Funny Songs

3. The Economics of the Wizarding World Don’t Make Sense

By Harry and the Potters. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Boomstick

Also known as dynamite.

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Funny Foods

5. Shit on a Shingle

A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.

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Funny Jobs

6. Staying Alive

Everyday, people all around the world work tirelessly to keep themselves alive for just a little bit longer. See also Life.

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Funny Sayings

7. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

See also Pants, Scatological.

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Funny Instruments

8. Floboe

A flute and an oboe combined. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

9. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”

And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.

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Funny Observations

10. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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