As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.
So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?
If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.
When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.
This really upsets small children but makes adults laugh!
See how long it takes anyone to notice. This is incredibly effective when talking to drunks . . .
It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.