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Funny Observations
2. Somewhere in the World, There’s a Tree Whose Wood Became a Pencil That Wrote a Poem About Trees
Funny Animals
3. Helpful Geese
If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.
Funny Phrases
5. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine
See also Royalty.
Funny Words
6. Grumbleflap
The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.
Funny Words
8. Blunderflump
The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.