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Funny Euphemisms

1. TV Static

Also know as mineral water. See also Water.

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Funny Advice

2. How to Fall Down the Stairs

Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 9

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Funny Things to Do

3. Making Your Friends Scared of the Word “Pickle’ by Saying “Pickle” Before Hitting Them with Random Objects

Funny Foods

4. Wash Your Sister Sauce

Easier to say than Worcestershire. See also Condiments.

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Funny Observations

5. Somewhere in the World, There’s a Tree Whose Wood Became a Pencil That Wrote a Poem About Trees

Circle of life. See also Poetry, Trees.

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Funny Animals

6. Helpful Geese

If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

7. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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Funny Phrases

8. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine

Funny Words

9. Grumbleflap

The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.

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