Funny Euphemisms

1. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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2. If a baby is born in New York at 12:00 AM, and another baby is born simultaneously in California, they will have different birthdays.

See also Babies, Birthdays.

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3. Space Ships Are Just Air Submarines

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4. At what point does a leaflet become a pamphlet?

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5. What's the Difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy, the others a little lighter.

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6. Why can a fly enter through a 2-inch cracked window, but can't leave through a wide open door?

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7. Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?

Because thou hast no class. See also Schools.

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8. Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.

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9. If everything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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10. Snowman Pee

Also known as water. See also Bathroom.

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