Funny Clothes

1. Camouflage Clothes with an Orange Work Vest

As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.

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Funny Questions

2. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?

So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?

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Funny Sayings

3. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter

(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)

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Funny Advice

4. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life

If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.

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Funny Advice

5. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.

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Funny Insults

6. Sex Potato

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Funny Things to Do

7. Picking Up Furry Stuffed Animal and Making Like It's Biting Your Neck

This really upsets small children but makes adults laugh!

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Funny Things to Do

8. Backing Your Way Through a Drive Thru

That way the passenger has to order and pay! See also Fast Food, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

9. While Having a Conversation, Start Swaying Slowly Back and Forth.

See how long it takes anyone to notice. This is incredibly effective when talking to drunks . . .

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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