Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Gnaw on Raw Carrots and Pretend You Are a Bunny in Your Head

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Funny Observations

2. Neil Armstrong Backwards is Gnorts Mr Alien

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Funny Sayings

3. If you run in front of a car you get tired. If you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Dad jokes to tell you dad. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Advice

4. If You Can’t Eat It, Pee on it and Walk Away

So says the dog. See also Dogs.

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Funny Words

5. Zenzizenzizenic

The 8th power of something. See also Math.

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Funny Euphemisms

6. Angry Water

Also known as Soda.

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Funny Insults

7. You Look Like You Eat Hair

And swallow.

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Funny Phrases

8. Snoot Boop

Also known as a tap on the nose. See also Dogs.

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Funny Advice

9. One Fart at a Time

Don’t let it all out at once, but neither keep it all in. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Stare at people. Full-on eye contact. No remorse.

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