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1. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

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2. Land Boats

Also known as a car. See also Cars.

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3. Sideways Floor

Also known as a wall.

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4. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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Funny Questions

6. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Do You Get when You Cross a Fry and Ketchup

A tasty meal.

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Funny Euphemisms

8. White Broccoli

Cauliflower.

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Funny Things

9. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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Funny Things

10. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

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