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Funny Anti-Jokes
1. What Did One Ant Say to the Other Ant?
Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
Funny Things to Do
2. Strapping a Pillow to Your Face in Case You Trip Going Up the Stairs
See also Clumsy.
Funny Foods
3. Jellied Eels
A traditional English dish of chopped eels covered in their own gelatinous stock, because apparently soup needed a wiggle. See also English.
Funny Insults
4. You Look Like You Draw the Sun in the Upper Corner So That You Only Have to Draw Half of It
Funny Foods
6. Buddha Jumps over the Wall
A very rich, Chinese soup that gets its name from a legend that the smell is so good that even a strictly vegetarian monk will jump over a wall to eat it. See also Chinese, Soups.
Funny Words
8. Sulopopoloialophobia
The fear of waxed, lightly weathered, cut copper stairs. See also Minecraft.