Funny Insults

1. What Are You Gonna Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It's Butt Back?

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Funny Advice

2. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.

Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.

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Funny Sayings

3. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Prison Horses

Also known as zebras. See also Horses.

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Funny Animals

5. Zedonk

A zebra-donkey hybrid. More fun to say than to ride.

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Funny Jobs

6. Steve

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Funny Sayings

7. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

8. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Misogyny.

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Funny Sayings

9. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.

Lesson learned.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Grab the Nearest Book. Turn to Page 206. The First Sentence Describes Your Love Life.

I did it and I got "That's some powerful magic"
Comment what you get.

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