Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?

Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.

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Funny Sayings

2. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother

See also Grandparents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?

Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.

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Funny Drinks

4. Bilk

Apparently beer mixed with milk. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Names

5. Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck

Yes, this is someone's actual name.

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Funny Observations

6. If You Rearrange the Letters of "A Postman"...

They become very angry.

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Funny Products

7. Cat Butt Tissue Holder Shop

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Funny Insults

8. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. What Do You Call Darth Vader with a Cape?

Darth Vader. See also Star Wars.

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Funny Advice

10. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

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