Funny Euphemisms

1. Handy-Dandy Time Wheel

Also known as a watch.

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Funny Phrases

2. I Farted Thenceforth I am King

See also Flatulence, Royalty.

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Funny Words

3. Firkytoodle

To caress one’s lover. Seriously. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

4. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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Funny Animals

5. Nice Cats

If you find one, buy a lottery ticket immediately. See also Cats.

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Funny Words

6. Enfanification

To turn something into a fan. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

8. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

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Funny Observations

9. The Back of the Back is the Front, but the Front of the Front is Still the Front

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Funny Things to Do

10. Saying “Happy My Birthday to You Too” when Someone Says “Happy Birthday”

They won't know what hit them. See also Birthdays.

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