Funny Phrases

1. ‘Til Debt Do Us Apart

See also Marriage.

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Funny Advice

2. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It

It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.

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Funny Books

3. Outwitting Squirrels Shop

101 cunning stratagems to reduce dramatically the egregious misappropriation of seed from your birdfeeder. Good luck—you’ll need it. See also Rodents.

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Funny Diseases

4. Scrolliosis

When you can’t stop scrolling on TikTok. See also Internet, Social Media.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Peeling a Carrot into Nothing

It tastes better. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

6. I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain This to You

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Funny Names

7. Calumn & Ari

Real names of twins. See also Seafood.

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Funny Observations

8. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

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Funny Observations

9. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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Funny Phobias

10. Fear of Your Own Scream

Endless screaming…

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