Funny Euphemisms

1. Meet Your Maker

Also known as giving your mom a visit. See also Death, Parents.

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Funny Nicknames

2. Short King III

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Funny Phrases

3. I’m Busier Than a One-Handed, Alcoholic Smoker

See also Alcohol, Smoking.

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Funny Phobias

4. Hyperdactiliophobia

The fear of too many fingers.

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Funny Observations

5. Engraving Lovers’ Names on a Tree is Weird; Why Are People Taking Knives on Dates?

See also Love, Weapons.

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Funny Words

6. Fortissississimo

As loud as possible. See also Italian, Music.

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Funny Observations

7. You Will Last a Lifetime

Because no matter how long you live, you have lasted the length of your lifetime.

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Funny Phrases

8. Hakuna Matoddler

It means no relaxing for the rest of your days. See also Children.

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Funny Sayings

9. A thief broke into my house and stole all my lamps. I should be angry, but I am de-lighted.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. A Termite Walks into a Bar and Asks, is the Bar Tender Here?

See, because he’s looking for a bar that is tender to eat.

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