Funny Observations

1. If Skunks Ever Learn How to Use Lighters, We’re All Doomed

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

3. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

―Yogi Berra

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Funny Observations

4. There’s No Reason for Us to Go Barefoot While Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Observations

5. There is a Person in the World Who Has Eaten More Mayonnaise than Any Other Person, and They Don’t Know It

It could be you…

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Funny Animals

6. Pairrot

Conjoined twin parrots. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

7. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

8. You Look Like the Type of Person to Tilt Their Entire Body Whilst Playing Mario Kart

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Funny Advice

9. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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Funny Names

10. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

The Ugandan dictator Idi Amin’s full title.

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