Funny Sayings

31. The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do

See also School, Teachers.

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Funny Euphemisms

32. Flappy Boi

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

33. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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Funny Advice

34. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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Funny Movies

35. I Killed My Lesbian Wife and Hung Her from a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal with Disney

Actual movie directed by Ben Affleck.

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Funny Observations

36. Google Earth gives you the opportunity to go and see anywhere in the world. So what do you do? You go and look at your house.

See also Internet.

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Funny Euphemisms

37. Splashy Boi

Better known as a wave.

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Funny Foods

38. The Forbidden Push Pop

Also known as glue sticks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

39. A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick Walk into a Bar.

No joke.

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Funny Euphemisms

40. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

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