Funny Things to Do

31. Stealing Your Roommates Towel While They’re Showering

See also Pranks.

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Funny Instruments

32. Carrot Slide Whistle

Perfect for a healthy snack after your band concert. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Books

33. The Cat Who Solved Three Murders Shop

By by L.T. Shearer. Meanwhile, I can’t get my cat to solve even one. See also Cats, Murder.

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Funny Euphemisms

34. Foot Wrists

Also known as ankles. See also Body.

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Funny Nicknames

35. Child 1

See also Family.

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Funny Sayings

36. Children Are Like Farts

Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous. See also Children, Flatulence.

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Funny People

37. Götz von Berlichingen

Götz of the Iron Hand. Known for being the first person to write the quote “he can kiss my ass” on a play script.
Also, he had an iron hand. Kept writing and fighting with it. See also German.

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Funny Phrases

38. Why It Works as a Palindrome? Bruh, You Have a Long Name, Eman Gnola Eva Huoy Hur Bemordni Lapa Sask Row Tiy H.W.!

See also Palindromes.

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Funny Insults

39. You Look Like Someone Who Would Hear the Word “Jungle,” and Immediately Start Brain-Singing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

Totally not me.

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Funny Observations

40. The Pacific Ocean. Three C’s. All pronounced differently.

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