Funny Questions

31. Why Did the Snail Paint the "S" on the Side of His Car?

So when he drove by, people would see the escargot. See also Cars.

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Funny Questions

32. Can You Say These Four Words Outloud Really Fast Without Getting Tounge Twisted?

Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed See also Pranks.

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Funny Quotes

33. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."

- Bill Gates See also Lazy.

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Funny Quotes

34. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein See also Marriage, Men, Women.

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Funny Quotes

35. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."

- Mitch Hedberg

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Funny Advice

36. Good Glasses Will Help You to See Well

Or else you'll fall into one and drown.

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Funny Animals

37. Ittibittium

A genus of very small sea snails.

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Funny Animals

38. Adactylidium

A type of mite known for its peculiar lifecycle. The male mates with the female in the pregnant animal's body. The mated mite then eat the mother from the inside out and is born pregnant. See also Insects.

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Funny Animals

39. Billy Goats

Male billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to female billy goats.

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Funny Insults

40. You're as Useless as the "ueue" in "Queue"

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