34. Be Like a Duck
Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.
35. I Killed My Lesbian Wife and Hung Her from a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal with Disney
Actual movie directed by Ben Affleck.
36. Google Earth gives you the opportunity to go and see anywhere in the world. So what do you do? You go and look at your house.
See also Internet.