Funny Sayings

31. The Older I Get, the More I Understand Why Roosters Start Their Day Screaming

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Funny Questions

32. Why is 69 Afraid of 70?

Because they once dad a fight and 71.

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Funny Foods

33. Synonym Rolls

Just like how Grammar used to make it. Yum. See also Puns.

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Funny Sayings

34. At the End of the Day… It’s Night

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Funny Observations

35. If You Eat Fish and then Drink Water, the Fish Will Come to Life and Swim in Your Stomach

See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

36. Conjoined Eyepatch Twins

Also known as a blindfold.

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Funny Jobs

37. Golf Ball Diver

Dives in the ponds at golf courses to retrieve lost golf balls. See also Golf.

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Funny Phrases

38. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Drinks

39. Beer, But It Tastes Like It Does on TV

Heavenly. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

40. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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