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Funny Advice
32. Don’t Eat in the Library
Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.
Funny Observations
34. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees
See also Fire.
Funny Things to Do
37. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone
It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.
Funny Phrases
38. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.
One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.
Funny Animals
39. Ribbon Seal
First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.