Funny Quotes

31. “You Shall Not Pass!”

―Dumbledore from Star Trek See also Star Wars.

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Funny Observations

32. Water is a Portal to Another World Where You Can Fly But Not Breathe

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Funny Names

33. K8lyn

Cooler form of Kaitlyn.

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Funny Questions

34. If we can’t see air but we can see water, can fish see air but can’t see water?

See also Fish.

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Funny Instruments

35. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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Funny Advice

36. Never Follow in Anyone’s Footsteps

Unless you’re lost in the woods and you see a trail. Then definitely follow those.

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Funny Toys

37. Little Miss No-Name

A doll designed to look like a homeless child with a tear in her eye. See also 60's, Dolls.

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Funny Toys

38. Baby Laugh A-Lot

A doll with a notoriously loud, intense, and unsettling laugh. See also 70's, Dolls.

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Funny Toys

39. Jolly Chimp

A cymbal-banging monkey with manic eyes. See also 50's, Monkeys.

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Funny Euphemisms

40. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

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