Funny Phobias

31. Eurotophobia

The fear of genitals, particularly female. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

32. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

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Funny Dances

33. The Monster Mash

In the song they never really say how to do it, they just tell you to do the Monster Mash. See also Halloween.

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Funny Nicknames

34. Short Celery Stick

What I used to call a pal of mine.

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Funny Euphemisms

35. Flat Cups

Also known as a plate.

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Funny Questions

36. Can Fish Get Thirsty?

See also Fish.

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Funny Sayings

37. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

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Funny Things to Do

38. Going up to someone with their ears pierced and asking, "Is that the new trend now?"

"Is what?"
"Wearing only one earring."
Watch them touch their ears. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

39. Falling in the Shower and Grabbing the Water to Pull Yourself Back Up

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Funny Foods

40. Spam Musubi

A slice of spam, block of rice, and seaweed sold in Hawaii. Actually pretty tasty. See also Hawaii.

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