Funny Sayings

31. You’re Welkie

For when you don’t have time to say the full word. See also Cringe.

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Funny Toys

32. Cabbage Patch “Snack Time” Kids

Toys that got recalled in 1997 because they’d eat your hair. See also Dolls.

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Funny Instruments

33. Empty Glass Bottle

Sounds like a foghorn when you blow over the lip; typically used to annoy adults. See also Annoying.

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Funny Observations

34. If You’re Sweating in a Sweater, You’re the Sweater

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Funny Insults

35. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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Funny Insults

36. Bark Clearer, I Can’t Understand You

Woof.

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Funny Insults

37. You Look Like You Keep Your Batteries in the Refrigerator

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Funny Jobs

38. The Bun Separator at a Bakery

Someone’s gotta do it… See also Bread.

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Funny Quotes

39. “Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.”

―Audrey Hepburn See also Beauty.

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Funny Books

40. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop

Abbie's got an obsession.

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