Funny Observations

31. Why do noses run and feet smell?

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Funny Observations

32. If You Think About It, the Brain Named Itself

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Funny Phrases

33. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

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Funny Words

34. Blithely

Sounds like it should have a negative connotation, but actually means "with cheerful indifference." Ironically enough, I learned it from this site: not from a post, but from the flavor text on the commenting screen. The more you know.

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Funny Nicknames

35. America's Village Idiot

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny T-Shirts

36. If I'm Ever on Life Support, Unplug Me. Then Plug Me Back In. See if That Works. Shop

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Funny Euphemisms

37. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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Funny Observations

38. If a baby is born in New York at 12:00 AM, and another baby is born simultaneously in California, they will have different birthdays.

See also Babies, Birthdays.

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Funny Observations

39. Space Ships Are Just Air Submarines

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Funny Questions

40. At what point does a leaflet become a pamphlet?

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