31. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.
Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.
The prequel to the prequel to the prequel.
33. Small Cello, Large Violin
Also known as a viola.
Funny Things to Do
34. Eating Lasagna in the Shower
It’s not illegal, they won’t stop you. See also Bathroom, Pasta.
35. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
See also Coffee.
37. Fabian Assmann
Legendary Argentine footballer. See also Soccer.
38. What do you call an adult who goes to school?
A teacher. See also Schools.
39. Muffet McGraw
Former basketball coach for Notre Dame. See also Basketball.
40. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair
Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.