Funny Euphemisms

31. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

32. You Look Like the Type of Person to Tilt Their Entire Body Whilst Playing Mario Kart

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Funny Advice

33. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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Funny Names

34. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

The Ugandan dictator Idi Amin’s full title.

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Funny Nicknames

35. Phoneager

A teenager who is always on there phone. I.e. all of them. See also Phones, Teenagers.

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Funny Words

36. Waikikamukau

Pronounced, “why-kick-a-moo-cow,” it’s a generic name for a small rural town used by New Zealanders. See also New Zealand.

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Funny Euphemisms

37. Death by Boredom

Also known as paperwork.

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Funny Quotes

38. “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”

―Judith Martin

You’re… alive?

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Funny Insults

39. You Look Like You Wash Paper Plates

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Funny Insults

40. You Look Like You Wake Up and Say “Good Morning” to Random Objects in Your House

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