Funny Euphemisms

31. Wooden Onsie

Also known as a coffin. See also Death.

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Funny Instruments

32. Pen and Table

Especially when you really need to study.

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Funny Insults

33. You Look Like You Shop at Airports

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Funny Diseases

34. Iron Efficiency

Like an iron deficiency, but you have too much. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

35. If someone is happy on a Monday, they are retired. Trust me.

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Funny Words

36. Juoksentelisinkohan

Finnish for “I wonder if I should run around aimlessly?” I’d use this every day if I could pronounce it.

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Funny Tattoos

37. A Target on Each of Your Knees

Makes it easier when someone tells a good joke. See also Laughter.

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Funny Insults

38. You Look Like You Have an Opinion on Which Glue Brand Tastes Better

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Funny Insults

39. You Look Like You Sing “My Heart Will Go On” in the Shower

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Funny Foods

40. Roast Donald Duck with a Side of Poached Mickey Mouse

See also Disney.

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