81. Cement Mixer
Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.
―The Dalai Lama
See also Dogs.
88. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job
See also Work.
Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.