Funny Things to Do

81. Cleaning Your House Before the Maid Arrives

Kind of defeats the purpose of having a maid, no? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Phrases

82. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game

Greatest headline ever on 538.com. See also Chess.

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Funny Places

83. Gosh

The place people go when they don't believe in Heck.

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Funny Euphemisms

84. Day Moon

Also known as the sun.

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Funny Questions

85. Who is Looking at This Entry?

You and the creepy murderer behind you. See also Pranks.

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Funny Sayings

86. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

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Funny Diseases

87. Cotard's Delusion

A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

88. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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Funny Products

89. Fanny Bank Shop

A bank that's a butt and farts when coins are inserted. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

90. Is orange, the fruit, called orange because it is orange or is orange, the color, called orange because it looks like the fruit?

See also Fruits.

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