Funny Observations

81. Moses Was the First Person to Download Data from the Cloud

See also Religion, Technology.

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Funny Observations

82. We Laugh when Our Friends Fall but Panic when Our Phones Do

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Funny Euphemisms

83. Water Chickens

Also known as ducks. See also Birds.

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Funny Quotes

84. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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Funny Euphemisms

85. Cow Raisins

Also known as beef jerky. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

86. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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Funny Questions

87. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

88. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny People

89. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

90. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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