Funny Advice

81. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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Funny Euphemisms

82. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes

Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

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Funny Words

83. Korkenzieher

In German, the device to remove a wine cork. See also German.

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Funny Places

84. Crotch Cresent, Oxford

See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

85. Uncrusting Uncrustables

For some reason I know a lot of people who do this. See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

86. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Chess, Games.

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Funny Observations

87. Every Stairway is a Stairway To Heaven if You're Clumsy Enough

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Funny Observations

88. Bowling is the Most Dangerous Sport

It's been proven that 100% of people who have gone bowling eventually die. See also Sports.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

89. People Say Congrats Because They Can't Spell Conrajuationz

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Funny Euphemisms

90. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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