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81. What's the Biggest Mammal in the World?

Dumb kid: An elephant.
Smart kid: A whale.
Me: Yo mamma.
See also Yo Mama.

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82. If you’re in 12th grade, do not join senior dating sites.

83. Be Adventurous

But don’t venture into the woods, it have ticks. See also Nature.

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84. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?

Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.

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85. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

86. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?

Nevermind, I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

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87. Don’t be Mean

It’s not nice.

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88. Poopy Speedrun Bonus

Also known as a laxative. See also Scatological.

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89. Viewing Your Entire YouTube Watch History

You can take a trip into your internet past on YouTube, as long as you have a Google account associated with all those old videos. Click on your profile picture on YT and then “Your data in YouTube.” See also Internet.

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Funny Euphemisms

90. Dollhouse for People

Also known as a house.

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