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81. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

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82. Abbreviate Neil Armstrong’s Name to Neil A, and then Read It Backwards

Coincidence? I THINK NOT. See also Aliens, Space.

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83. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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84. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?

85. PG-0

Also known as G.

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86. Fuzzerbutt

For dogs with excessively fluffy bottoms. See also Dogs.

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87. The Word "Bed" Looks Like a Bed

88. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job

Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.

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Funny Observations

90. The Stomach Thinks All Potatoes Are Mashed

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