Funny Questions

81. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Phrases

82. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

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Funny Euphemisms

83. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

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Funny Observations

84. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.

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Funny Words

85. Smoot

5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.

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Funny Euphemisms

86. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

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Funny Questions

87. Are You Alright?

No I'm half left. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Products

88. Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Shop

Good way to really creep someone out. See also Pranks.

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Funny Questions

89. What Do You Want Me to Do? Have a Basket for Each Egg?

Homer Simpson after being told not to put all his eggs in one basket. See also Simpsons.

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Funny Advice

90. Don't half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.

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