82. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.
Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.
See also Poetry.
88. Hogan's Goat
It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Misogyny.
90. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.