Funny Advice

81. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

82. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Observations

83. Oxygen is Literally a Toxic Gas That Takes 60 to 80 Years to Kill You

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Funny Advice

84. Never Put Uranium in Your Cranium

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Funny Observations

85. A Baker Covers His Mistakes in Frosting; a Surgeon Covers His Mistakes in Soil

See also Doctors.

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Funny Things to Do

86. Riding a Lawnmower Across Great Britain

You’re not the first.

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Funny Euphemisms

87. Business Goose

Also known as a penguin. See also Birds.

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Funny Instruments

88. Rubber Band

Stretch between two stationary objects and flick repeatedly. See also Annoying.

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Funny Observations

89. For a Brief Time, You Were the Youngest Person in the World

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Funny Places

90. The Cupboard Under the Stairs

Perfect for storing all those unwanted magical nephews that you have lying around.

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