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Funny Insults
81. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts
See also Flatulence.
Funny Advice
83. Don’t Eat in the Library
Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.
Funny Observations
85. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees
See also Fire.
Funny Things to Do
88. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone
It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.
Funny Phrases
89. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.
One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.
Funny Animals
90. Ribbon Seal
First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.