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Funny Advice
82. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.
Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.
Funny Sayings
83. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.
See also Poetry.
Funny Books
84. Reading for Dummies
...is that a rip in the space-time continuum? See also Made Up, Reading.
Funny Jobs
87. Steve
Funny Sayings
88. Hogan's Goat
An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.
Funny Advice
89. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping
It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Misogyny.
Funny Sayings
90. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.
Lesson learned.