Funny Euphemisms

81. Emotional Support Juice

Also known as wine. See also Alcohol, Wine.

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Funny Sayings

82. You Can’t Fold Soup, But You Can Try

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Funny Words

83. Puuoyevigannogreven

Read it backwards, I dare you.

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Funny Words

84. Jargogle

To confuse or mix things up.

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Funny Things to Do

85. Making Yourself a Beard with Putty

Or big lips, or a witch nose, or eyebrows. See also Body.

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Funny Nicknames

86. The Notorious Toilet Clogger

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Funny Things to Do

87. Shrinking to the Size of a Pea and Swimming in a Toilet

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Insults

88. You Look Like Little Birds Help You Get Dressed in the Morning

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Funny Phrases

89. We’re Doin’ It, We’e Pickin’ Our Nose and Chewin’ It

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Funny Things to Do

90. Leaning All Your Weight on a Shopping Cart and Gliding Through the Frozen Food Aisle Like a Professional Figure Skater

I am speed and grace.

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