Funny Nicknames

Funny Nicknames

1. Febreezus Christ

For someone who uses too much Febreeze.

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2. CEOs

People who go to church on Christmas and Easter Only. See also Religion.

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3. Fred

A nickname for Fred.

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4. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

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5. B

For a bear without ears. See also Bears.

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6. Willy-Willy

What Australians call a typhoon in the Pacific, a hurricane in the Atlantic, and a cyclone in the Indian Ocean. See also Australian.

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7. You!

What strangers call me.

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8. Hot Mess Express

My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."

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9. Cheeto von Tweeto

Nickname for Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

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10. Sadeyes Von Gimmefood

Every dog ever. See also Dogs.

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