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1. Phoneager

A teenager who is always on there phone. I.e. all of them. See also Phones, Teenagers.

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2. The Clock

When one arm is longer than the other.

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3. Toe Tickler Tom

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4. Benefit Cornstarch

You all know who it is. See also Celebrities.

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5. Big Butt Larry

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6. Baldilocks

Ironically bald. See also Hair.

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7. Sir Fartalot

The most flatulent knight of the century! See also Flatulence, Medieval.

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8. Foot Licker Gary

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9. Sir Barbington of Wire

Inventor of security.

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10. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter

Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.

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