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1. Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's full name. No point in hiding from us, Elon. The people know.

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2. Dad Yellow

My name is Daniella, My friends got Dad Yellow from that. I'm also kind of the dad of my friend group. See also Parents.

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3. Oregano Honey

Do you remember Salt Bae? The equation is simple. Spice + affectionate name = the new meme of the century. Or maybe just a cool code name for your crush.

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4. Sparkleshits

See also Profanity.

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5. Mobs Dick

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6. Beernuts

What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

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7. Dick

I understand Bob from Robert, but how did they get Dick from Richard? Did I miss something when these names were changed? Does anyone answer to Dick?

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8. Opera O’mally

I sing a lot...

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9. America's Village Idiot

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

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10. Angry Carrot

Also known as Mr. President. See also Presidents.

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