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11. The Clock

When one arm is longer than the other.

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12. Toe Tickler Tom

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13. Benefit Cornstarch

You all know who it is. See also Celebrities.

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14. Big Butt Larry

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15. Baldilocks

Ironically bald. See also Hair.

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16. Sir Fartalot

The most flatulent knight of the century! See also Flatulence, Medieval.

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17. Foot Licker Gary

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18. Sir Barbington of Wire

Inventor of security.

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19. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter

Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.

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20. Mustard Grabber

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