2. Nose Rings
No, you don't look cool. You look like a bull. A bull who will never have a job.
When you're out in the cold and don't have a hat or hoodie and have to press your gloves into ear service. See also Winter.
5. Trench Coats
Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.
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6. Butt Clothes
Also known as underwear.