Funny Clothes

Funny Clothes

1. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks

Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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2. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag

Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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3. Camouflage Clothes with an Orange Work Vest

As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 3, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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4. Boots Printed with Fine Art

I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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5. Wind Breaker

Breaks the wind. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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6. Underwear Hat

Usually worn by little kids who don't want to go to bed.
Especially stylish with pony tails or pig tails sticking out of the leg holes.

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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7. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers

You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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8. Ripped Jeans

Otherwise known as paying for something broken. See also Pants.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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9. Ranger Panties

What people in the military call the super short shorts they wear during physical training. See also Military.

Added by a Guest on October 13, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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10. Women's Jeans Pockets

The smallest things in existence. See also Useless.

Added by a Guest on September 22, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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