Funny Clothes
Funny Clothes
1. Toilet Paper Mummy Costume
It could bring you bad luck on a rainy Halloween night. See also Bathroom.
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2. Women's T-shirts with One Breast Pocket
Oh, come on! No woman can use that! Even two breast pockets is awkward. Guys look at a chest already. Pockets just look like pasties.
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4. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks
Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.
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5. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag
Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...
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6. Camouflage Clothes with an Orange Work Vest
As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.
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7. Boots Printed with Fine Art
I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.
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9. Underwear Hat
Usually worn by little kids who don't want to go to bed.
Especially stylish with pony tails or pig tails sticking out of the leg holes.
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10. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers
You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.