Tim's Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. How Many Therapists Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Just one, but they must really want to change.

Added by Tim on October 16, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. What Did the 3-legged Dog Say when He Walked in the Bar?

Where's my paw?

Added by Tim on October 16, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Handschuhe

German for “gloves.” Literally “hand shoes.” See also German.

Added by Tim on October 16, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

4. Are You Just Saying That to Shut Me Up?

Uniquely painful, people seeing right through you; because, OF COURSE that's why you're feigning compassion.

Added by Tim on June 7, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

Added by Tim on June 5, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

6. Anti-Social Mood Disorder

Um, "being a jerk," right? See also Antisocial.

Added by Tim on June 4, 2017| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

7. Jeeze

In Minnesota, when something just goes down the drain... Aw, Jeeze. Said from high to low pitch, with "ee" as in "cheese." See also Minnesota.

Added by Tim on February 8, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

8. Dick Assman

Not made up.

Added by Tim on February 7, 2017| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

9. Dingleberry/ies

Bits of poo still stuck to an animal's butt fur. Butt fur. See also Scatological.

Added by Tim on April 28, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

10. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

Added by Tim on November 19, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Tim

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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy married life, reading history books, hiking, Stephanie Miller Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs. Veteran. Can drive stick.

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