Uniquely painful, people seeing right through you; because, OF COURSE that's why you're feigning compassion.
Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.
In Minnesota, when something just goes down the drain... Aw, Jeeze. Said from high to low pitch, with "ee" as in "cheese." See also Minnesota.
Bits of poo still stuck to an animal's butt fur. Butt fur. See also Scatological.
When some guy tries to get in my grill, maybe calling me a stupid name. This is what I call him. Quietly.
Bulletin: You're getting govt. health care now. Oh, and MedicAid. And disability benefits. All of it, every penny, financed by me. Money I could really use. Another thing, while ranting, fascist or communist? Make up your minds. See also Elderly.