Tim's Entries

1. Are You Just Saying That to Shut Me Up?

Uniquely painful, people seeing right through you; because, OF COURSE that's why you're feigning compassion.

Added by Tim on June 7, 2017| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

Added by Tim on June 5, 2017| Comment | 136 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3. Anti-Social Mood Disorder

Um, "being a jerk," right? See also Antisocial.

Added by Tim on June 4, 2017| 10 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4. Jeeze

In Minnesota, when something just goes down the drain... Aw, Jeeze. Said from high to low pitch, with "ee" as in "cheese." See also Minnesota.

Added by Tim on February 8, 2017| 1 Comment | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5. Dick Assman

Not made up.

Added by Tim on February 7, 2017| 11 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6. Dingleberry/ies

Bits of poo still stuck to an animal's butt fur. Butt fur. See also Scatological.

Added by Tim on April 28, 2010| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

Added by Tim on November 19, 2009| 3 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

8. Butt-raped

What happens to guys in prison.

Added by Tim on November 5, 2009| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

9. Guy About to Get Kicked in the Nuts

When some guy tries to get in my grill, maybe calling me a stupid name. This is what I call him. Quietly.

Added by Tim on September 20, 2009| 7 Comments | 150 people like this You Like This | Unlike

10. Frightened, White, Middle-Class Old People

Bulletin: You're getting govt. health care now. Oh, and MedicAid. And disability benefits. All of it, every penny, financed by me. Money I could really use. Another thing, while ranting, fascist or communist? Make up your minds. See also Elderly.

Added by Tim on September 15, 2009| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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