Just one, but they must really want to change.
Where's my paw?
Uniquely painful, people seeing right through you; because, OF COURSE that's why you're feigning compassion.
Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.
In Minnesota, when something just goes down the drain... Aw, Jeeze. Said from high to low pitch, with "ee" as in "cheese." See also Minnesota.
Bits of poo still stuck to an animal's butt fur. Butt fur. See also Scatological.