Tim's Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
1. How Many Therapists Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
Just one, but they must really want to change.
Funny Questions
4. Are You Just Saying That to Shut Me Up?
Uniquely painful, people seeing right through you; because, OF COURSE that's why you're feigning compassion.
Funny Insults
5. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence
Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.
Funny Words
7. Jeeze
In Minnesota, when something just goes down the drain... Aw, Jeeze. Said from high to low pitch, with "ee" as in "cheese." See also Minnesota.
Funny Things
9. Dingleberry/ies
Bits of poo still stuck to an animal's butt fur. Butt fur. See also Scatological.