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Tim's Entries

Funny Questions

1. Are You Just Saying That to Shut Me Up?

Uniquely painful, people seeing right through you; because, OF COURSE that's why you're feigning compassion.

Added by Tim on June 7, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. Dingleberry/ies

Bits of poo still stuck to an animal's butt fur. Butt fur. See also Scatological.

Added by Tim on April 28, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Butt-raped

What happens to guys in prison.

Added by Tim on November 5, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

10. Frightened, White, Middle-Class Old People

Bulletin: You're getting govt. health care now. Oh, and MedicAid. And disability benefits. All of it, every penny, financed by me. Money I could really use. Another thing, while ranting, fascist or communist? Make up your minds. See also Elderly.

Added by Tim on September 15, 2009| Comment | You Like This |


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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy reading history books, hiking, Adam Carolla Project, Stephanie Miller Show, Daily Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs.

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