Funny Observations

Funny Observations

1. In 50 Years Facebook Will be an Online Graveyard

😳 See also Death, Facebook, Internet.

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2. You Have 3 Minutes to Live, but it Resets Every Time You Breathe

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3. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta

You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.

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4. If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear Slept Separately

Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. See also Fairytales.

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6. Studying is Just Cheating in Advance

See also Schools.

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7. I’m Not Coming to the Party, but I Still Want to be Invited

See also Party.

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8. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.

Race against the clock. See also Work.

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9. We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.

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10. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

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