Funny Observations
Funny Observations
13. They Bleach the Butter and then Dye It Yellow
It’s normally gray. See also Dairy.
Funny Observations
15. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar
See also Books.
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Funny Observations
16. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones
Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.
Funny Observations
17. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth
Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.
Funny Observations
20. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators
Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.