Funny Observations
Funny Observations
11. They Bleach the Butter and then Dye It Yellow
It’s normally gray. See also Dairy.
Funny Observations
13. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar
See also Books.
Funny Observations
14. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones
Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.
Funny Observations
15. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth
Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.
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Funny Observations
18. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators
Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.
Funny Observations
20. You Would Get in the Ocean if There Was a Dead Body Floating out There Somewhere, but You Wouldn’t Dare Get in a Pool with a Corpse
Ratios and expectations.