Funny Observations
Funny Observations
12. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar
See also Books.
Funny Observations
13. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones
Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.
Funny Observations
14. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth
Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.
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Funny Observations
17. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators
Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.
Funny Observations
19. You Would Get in the Ocean if There Was a Dead Body Floating out There Somewhere, but You Wouldn’t Dare Get in a Pool with a Corpse
Ratios and expectations.