Entries Tagged “Sleep”

Funny Quotes

1. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."

Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 31, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2. Screamy Dreamy

Also known as a nightmare. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

4. Clinomania

The excessive desire to stay in bed. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2017| 18 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

5. Sleep Acnea

An affliction where you snore a lot and wake up the next day with spots on your face. See also Made Up, Sleep.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Inemuri

The art of sleeping in public, perfected in Japan. Surprisingly common in the USA, too. See also Japanese, Sleep.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

8. Slumber Sack

Pretty much what you might imagine. See also Middle Age, Sleep.

Added by Maya on December 20, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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